facebook stalking

HERE'S TO ALL THOSE WHO SPEND THEIR TIME CONSTANTLY CREEPING ON TO ALL THESE PEOPLE'S FACEBOOKS JUST TO FIND OUT STUFF TO TALK SHIT!!!!!!

I constantly see girls spending time looking at 10 girls face books and 1000 pictures in twenty minutes passing judgement and snooping into their man's past , not to mention all the unsuspecting victims of stalking and on daily accounts.

Girls get your fingers off your keys and let the soft glow of your computer go,

Don't kill yourself if your not in your best friends or your boyfriend's profile picture.

Facebook should be used responsibly!!!!!!

Guys, yes you, and you know who you are when I talk about these types of guys who spit game on Facebook, they have usually pictures in which they have made some sort of pose that is intended to attract attention from girls but doesn't, these guys have one intention they want to fuck and get pussy but they feel invincible behind the keys of a computer and have all the confidence in the world, when in reality all those guys who do this usually are pussies and cant get girls to talk to em' because their too shy .....well guys who do this, what can we say, well you guys are just gay.....don't creep on girls it doesnt help you get laid it just makes you look creepy and like a dumbass.

I mean if people are being called out on; good for that person who calls that creepy person out on creeping..... if you get offended because you know you are that goon that creeps........FUCK YOU!!!!!! Don't get mad because you are creepy and cant get laid.

Facebook responsibly nobody wants to get taken advantage of, stalked, and most importantly raped.....

Sorry if you got called out..... but for all of us please stop.

The University of Arizona

U of A. What to say?

So out here in the scorching heat, the dusty dunes, and the tweaker infested streets of Tucson, Arizona, lies one of the most well balanced, educational institutions in the world. We do not have the beautiful beaches, we do not have the crazy metropolitan area with the glitz and the glamour; we have school spirit, whether it is fueled by the belligerent co-ed or the extremely talented sports programs that we have to be proud of we got the school spirit. We have one of the finest greek systems, that school administrators are trying to do away with because all they see is what most parents are scared of, rather what they want to see. Greek life here does "GO BIG" but they do it in a manner in which they they balance the wild escapades with community service and helping instill ideals that will shape the character and lives of those individuals who choose to conform to the fraternity and sorority that they join.

Life at Arizona is complicated, I mean there is something to do every night, there is a life worth living here because the relationships that are built and enjoyed here are unparalleled.

But for now lets get serious........

Arizona has the most beautiful women on one college campus that cannot be debated.....the girls here are crazy fun and they are here to do exactly what their parents don't want them to do...

It was late one night and I didn't have it in me to go out and get drunk and party with all my friends. I went out for a little late night stroll around campus to get food at highland market with my girl friend. After grabbing a hot meal and taking our leisurely little stroll, we returned to the dorms and piled into an elevator with a few people out of the corner of our eyes we see people slowly exit the elevator floor by floor, we see a girl standing in the corner half asleep staring at the ceiling. Finally realizing what people are giggling about in the elevator, we see this tall blonde girl about to pass out with both of her tits hanging out for the world to see, trying not to laugh my girlfriend buries her face in my chest and i try my best not to say anything that might hurt this poor girls self esteem, I just clenched my girl tight and just tried my best not to die of laughter and I made it to my girlfriends floor we ran out of the elevator and waited for the doors to close then both of us exploded with laughter.

College!!!!!!

SORRY IF I SAW YOUR BOOBS!!!!!!!

Arizona is much more than just a hot sandy desert..... pool side with many sights, you will see some bikini clad perfectly tanned and oiled bodies baking and basking in the tolerably scorching Arizona sun. Seriously, if you go to the you University of Arizona you will for sure find you more than daily share of eye candy among a few random ugly people... I must say a campus favorite spot to chill is definitely at the Rec pool on those hot days when you got a few to hang. Honestly, the Rec gym isn't bad either me and my boy Franklin hooked our buddy JJ up with a cool blonde little hottie, as far as I know JJ and that girl worked each other out, if ya' know what I mean.

To all you cool fraternity brothers or kids that are GDI's (GODDAMNED INDEPENDENTS!!!!) here's what really up with all the sororities on the campus at U of A

top 3 houses on campus:

1) ALPHA PHI

2) Gamma PHI

3)THETA

Sorry Paul Wall!!!!!!!

GET IT STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!======================>

No matter what house you are on greek row you have a stereo type..... or should I say in more nicer of terms more moulded in certain ways that are unique and good in their own respects but these things are funny to watch........

DCHI got a lot of RESPECT!!!!

PKP the best house on campus bar-none..... best group of dudes I love em'

Chris Tommarello best president ever.

All I got to say is I found love at the University of Arizona and I gotta say "I LOVE YOU COURTNEY!!!!!"

I LOVE ARIZONA!!!!

what people really mean!

FUCK PEOPLE!!!!!

People are constantly left to read between the lines of conversational rhetoric, the way someone says something is a lot different than what they really mean. Tone, an easy way to make yourself sound like the nicest sweetest person on Earth; or the world's biggest dick, and not they type ladies like. People move about their day and are constantly confined to conversation some of it is actually pertinent, some is just mindless banter like girls who talk about that hunk of a man, that frat boy they banged last night or the the latest problem with the real housewives of where ever, or simply where they are planning on getting drunk that evening. Guys are a lot more simple and this is true, ladies this does not mean I am calling men apes, no we are far from it.

Men have a few things on their mind

-Making it through the day

-Keeping their old ladys happy

-Dont look like a dumbass

-What social circles to mosey on through with

-Getting J&T'd (aka Jacked and Tan)

-If they are single getting on that hott piece of ass that he had done work on in class

Men say things in such simple forms that women over analyze some of the worlds simplest thoughts here are some examples:

M=man

W=woman

M-"Baby, can we do something?"

W-"I am NOT having sex with you right now! I am bloated!"

M-"I didn't mean sex I wanted......"

W-"Yes, YOU DID!!!! Admit it! You did!!!!"

M-"All I wanted was to get some ice cream and watch a movie with you."

W-"I BET THAT"S WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO!!!!!"

So after you got fro-yo and you are now watching the NOTEBOOK or The Devil Wears Prada, your woman has now shut you down gotten her way and taken over your flat screen, and all this is happening when you know your team is about to play, you WERE about to witness one of the best college football games ever, that WAS gonna happen, until your plans were foiled by making a wrong choice of words, being too simple with your thoughts, and having your BOO take away your special game from you, not to mention emasculating you, and to top it all off because you made that simplistic comment you are not getting any tonight. Sucks for you, you're a pussy, and you got a beat down on mid-ship by your woman and your stuck watching some gay chick flick. Men give your women the business, tell them how it is, and pray they dont leave you.

WOMEN

Oh..... You Ladies thought you were off the hook.... Guess again! You play mental games with men that far surpass the line of fair. Your estrogen psychology is not an excuse to trap men in to looking like idiots to get their way. Please for the love of all men, we are begging you, just be straight shooters! Men are constantly from all angles being judged by women, they say that we are whores, who don't have souls. Not true, some men just act like they don't care because they realize when women don't get all the attention they want, they will come and get it, and in possibly more ways than one. Women your crazy mind games really do get to your man, you may think you are right and stomp around the house like you wear the pants, but men we have one thing still left in our arsenal to combat the evil women creatures. We as men have two fold, we have our pride and our cocks. Be A COCKSMAN!!!! Instead of her regulating the pussy you get, (SORRY BABE THIS DOESNT APPLY TO US!!!!!) you regulate the amount of dick she gets. Yes sounds harsh and probably like a man wrote this but on behalf of all men I mean this with nothing but love to women when I say this: FUCK YOU HORMONES!!!!!! Not to the individual woman!!!! BUT YOU HORMONES!!! FUCK YOU HORMONES!!!

Alright women enough bashing you, I don't want to ruin you feeble self esteem... but seriously....you girls have life easy, you do not need an education to scheme men out of their money you watch the all stars of this thing you women do through the Real Housewives of Atlanta..... Here women complain about their problems, which they claim they are classy, sophistocated and that they are good women, but these women are the biggest fucking jokes they fill the void of their education with mindless drama about who has better fake tits, bigger rocks, or complain that their supercharged RANGE ROVER isn't as saucey as the other bitches brand new BENTLEY. These ladies think they are important when in reality what their man makes gives them the ability to do what they feel so important doing!!!!

Call me an asshole, call me a jerk, but do not talk shit about truth and reality!

What women say, and what it really means!

W-"baby do you want to help me with this tv stand?"

TRANSLATION- Build this for me while I watch you struggle with it!

Situation: You get home from a long day at school; you kick off your shoes and toss that heavy backpack floor bound.... with a huge smile on your countenance you hop blissfully onto that welcoming and inviting couch......the intense action on the television.... sucks you in like you are gazing into a tractor beam........ the pinnacle of manly man action is about to pop on the screen where you hear a playful giggle and watch your manly tractor beam of studly action just change to some huge black short haired woman named NeNe screaming "oh no that bitch diiii'nnnnnnnt!!!!!! GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL she doesn't know who the fuck that cunt is messin' with!" You take a slow pissed off turn to the left..... slowly you give that girl the piercing look of death, she smiles at your death stare, and giggles to try to de-escalate the situation using her cuteness, to try and get you to forgive her because she knows she has just crossed the line....

Girls.....

Cuteness usually works......usually, depending on what line you crossed you use varying levels of cuteness..... please just do us a favor... do not cross the line....too much effort to judge the cuteness.....

Either way men and women will never get the same meaning from the same message ever to help get your points across BOTH MEN AND WOMEN just please be straight shooters and do not make each other play guessing games and mistake us wanting sex when all we really want are handshakes.