Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The University of Arizona

U of A. What to say?



So out here in the scorching heat, the dusty dunes, and the tweaker infested streets of Tucson, Arizona, lies one of the most well balanced, educational institutions in the world. We do not have the beautiful beaches, we do not have the crazy metropolitan area with the glitz and the glamour; we have school spirit, whether it is fueled by the belligerent co-ed or the extremely talented sports programs that we have to be proud of we got the school spirit. We have one of the finest greek systems, that school administrators are trying to do away with because all they see is what most parents are scared of, rather what they want to see. Greek life here does "GO BIG" but they do it in a manner in which they they balance the wild escapades with community service and helping instill ideals that will shape the character and lives of those individuals who choose to conform to the fraternity and sorority that they join.

Life at Arizona is complicated, I mean there is something to do every night, there is a life worth living here because the relationships that are built and enjoyed here are unparalleled.

But for now lets get serious........

Arizona has the most beautiful women on one college campus that cannot be debated.....the girls here are crazy fun and they are here to do exactly what their parents don't want them to do...

It was late one night and I didn't have it in me to go out and get drunk and party with all my friends. I went out for a little late night stroll around campus to get food at highland market with my girl friend. After grabbing a hot meal and taking our leisurely little stroll, we returned to the dorms and piled into an elevator with a few people out of the corner of our eyes we see people slowly exit the elevator floor by floor, we see a girl standing in the corner half asleep staring at the ceiling. Finally realizing what people are giggling about in the elevator, we see this tall blonde girl about to pass out with both of her tits hanging out for the world to see, trying not to laugh my girlfriend buries her face in my chest and i try my best not to say anything that might hurt this poor girls self esteem, I just clenched my girl tight and just tried my best not to die of laughter and I made it to my girlfriends floor we ran out of the elevator and waited for the doors to close then both of us exploded with laughter.

College!!!!!!

SORRY IF I SAW YOUR BOOBS!!!!!!!

Arizona is much more than just a hot sandy desert..... pool side with many sights, you will see some bikini clad perfectly tanned and oiled bodies baking and basking in the tolerably scorching Arizona sun. Seriously, if you go to the you University of Arizona you will for sure find you more than daily share of eye candy among a few random ugly people... I must say a campus favorite spot to chill is definitely at the Rec pool on those hot days when you got a few to hang. Honestly, the Rec gym isn't bad either me and my boy Franklin hooked our buddy JJ up with a cool blonde little hottie, as far as I know JJ and that girl worked each other out, if ya' know what I mean.

To all you cool fraternity brothers or kids that are GDI's (GODDAMNED INDEPENDENTS!!!!) here's what really up with all the sororities on the campus at U of A

top 3 houses on campus:
1) ALPHA PHI
2) Gamma PHI
3)THETA

Sorry Paul Wall!!!!!!!

GET IT STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!======================>

No matter what house you are on greek row you have a stereo type..... or should I say in more nicer of terms more moulded in certain ways that are unique and good in their own respects but these things are funny to watch........

DCHI got a lot of RESPECT!!!!

PKP the best house on campus bar-none..... best group of dudes I love em'

Chris Tommarello best president ever.


All I got to say is I found love at the University of Arizona and I gotta say "I LOVE YOU COURTNEY!!!!!"

I LOVE ARIZONA!!!!

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