when you know you fucked up

Everyone knows what it is like when you fuck up, when you know you are going to have to go home to your woman angry at you, in your eyes you think you have done nothing wrong. I feel you guys, it happens, but we are never right, never! I tried to be the best boyfriend I could be and do all the things that make sense, I make mistakes, I am human. Yeah, it really does suck knowing that what you did could cost you something so special. I have learned its the little things that guys miss that make it so hard for some guys to understand relationships. For some guys, they never have had to care before, they never realized that, "this time it's different". Guys when they are under the spell of love make mistakes because they know they love someone its hard to think that people are trying to do something completely opposite from what your old lady is intending.

Lets take my example, I have a healthy appetite for smoking sometimes, yeah I admit I have a high tolerance for stuff, and sometimes I get in modes where it starts getting bad but somehow I always find myself backing away from the ledge, with my girl friends help of course. I fucked up I made a stupid decision to smoke some weed when I promised on our relationship not to smoke. I admit it was stupid, I am now paying the price. I am about to lose the best thing that has ever happened to me, I admit now I do have a problem with smoking, I do. Now it just probably cost me the most valuable thing in my life.

Guys do not fuck up, don't lie, don't cheat. It always, and I mean always comes back to bite you in the ass. I made my mistakes and I regret it. Don't be selfish and lose the one you love to a bad habit. Trust me losing the most important thing in your life is not worth smoking weed or lying or anything else of that nature.

It is not worth losing the love of your life, when you fuck up on something so stupid to fuck up on.

THOZE DAZE

Every one has those types of days where you are just simply bummin' it. I recently had one of those days where the magical words of the day are simply "FUCK IT". You watch as the hands on your watch chase each other around the dial. You stay laying in bed for the first few..... hours not minutes. I picked up the bedside frisbee and grind up some devil's lettuce, I split-down my Swisher, giggling at how stupid Tom is, thinking he can ever catch Jerry. I fill the swisher with that good sticky green. A couple of licks and a few twists later I got a blunt, tucked safe beneath my covers I slowly and cheerfully "burn down Babylon" and "puff tough", the soft glow of the television eases my mind as I melt into my sheets.

The blunt burns down and becomes just a thick haze and ash as it is inhaled and exhaled. After relaxing and waking up to mary jane, I swung open the bedroom door, only to be jumped on by the dog, Athena, as I am showered in slobber and followed by the curious, tail wagging, beast; i saunter over the fridge. Peeking into the fridge everything looks deeply appetizing, but nothing looks like it is truly going to hit the spot. I go to get my shoes on and grab my bike, only problem is that I do not have two of the same shoe. I scour the house in search of this stupid piece of foot wear, after I tire from my search; I see my shoe dangling from the playful pooch's mouth. I chase the dog around for my shoe, and finally tackle the dog to the floor and fight to pry the newly found chew toy away from the dogs mouth.

After scolding the pooch and catching my breath from the wrestling match that had ensued in my living room I snatch my keys and my bike, and exactly $4.55 for my breakfast. At this point it is now eleven in the morning, the scale of tasty morning treats changes, and to me a burrito is the one and only thing that is going to extinguish my hunger pains. after leaving my house I hit the streets peddling down the road, and I make a left at the end of the block, pedal short a short while and bang a right, this leads me to the taco shop. I place my order, wait for a few, then get my meal and pedal back all of two blocks back to my house. Fiddling with my keys I can not wait to sink my teeth into this tasty mexican bit of deliciousness. I flung the door open, push my bike past the curious and excited mut, and then flying squirrel dive straight for the inviting couch. I scooped up the remote and flipped through the channels and quickly find a four door pick up being chased by the boys (police). As I sit glued to my television munching away like a maniac, I watch bone-headed criminals think they can get away from the cops, though the make valiant efforts, their failure to allude police just leaves us with nothing more than entertaining giggles, coupled with the OMG's!!!!!!!

A couple hours later with out realizing it, I am being awaken by my roommate realizing that I have been asleep for 3 hours, and my cellular communication device, hints that someone is trying to find me and that someone is a little angry that I have not answered or I have not been found yet. I gather my things and call the wife... I sit back down and fire up the Wii. I wake board and ping pong to my hearts content. I loaded up the bed side beauty with a couple snaps, and increased my capacity for success in Wii games.

A few hours passed and now I am with my girl we goofed around on the way to her place, as we got home I wrestled with a small puppy named Cali, she sucks cause she pees everywhere. AS the night slips away from me I find myself huddled in the living room watching on-demand television with a few girls and let the time pass. An hour later one of my buddies comes running upstairs and clutched tightly in his hand is a 30 rack of none other than the King of Beers, Budwieser original. After sippin' on a few, a game of beer pong finally commences. A few games pass, yet, I never seem to be leaving the table. After A few more games and a few more drinks I am slightly moving shiftily through the apartment.

After deciding that I have had enough to drink I sit down on the big comfy couch laid up, snuggling and chillin'. I laid there enjoying that soft glow of the television, till I was eventually was slapped in the face by exhaustion and passed out there with a huge stoned grin of satisfaction on my face.

ONE LOVE

A*HAY

THE TRUTH ABOUT DANVILLE

FINALLY SOMEONE (ME) BRINGS THE REALITY OF DANVILLE TO PAPER!!!! I GREW UP HERE I HATED IT, UNTIL THE OCHO TOOK OVER. I LEFT BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK.....

TO THOSE WHO MADE THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY EARLY LIFE IN DANVILLE I THANK YOU.....

THANK YOU DANVILLE FOR HELPING ME REALIZE DRAMA, TALKING SHIT, AND HIDING BEHIND YOUR PARENTS ACCOMPLISHMENTS DOESNT GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE......

TO THE OCHO- THE BEST GROUP OF KIDS I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING.....LIFE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT THEM..... DANVILLE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER THEIR REIGN......YOU ARE ALL GREAT AMERICANS.....WE ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE SHOOTIN' EM TOGETHER 'TIL THE DAY WE DIE....

WARNING:

------IF YOU ARE FROM DANVILLE YOU WILL HATE ME FOR THE BLUNT TRUTHS YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ!!!

------IF YOU ARENT FROM HERE YOU WILL NOT WANT TO GO TO DANVILLE!!!!

------YOU MAY GET OFFENDED!!!!

:::Danville:::

A small small town in California where their are many rich white folk. The girls are bitches and whores and the guys pretend to be african american. This is a town where nothing happens, the local hang out place is the In-N-Out and where the the nazi teaches. WORD OF WARNING: DONT MOVE THERE! Person 1: Hey where do you live? Person 2: O, I live in Danville Person 1: Danville? Wheres that? -Exactly- Anagram for evil land. Small town in California, near Alamo and Blackhawk where rich people reside in well-kept homes (thanks to well paid house keepers). Everyone drives a Lexus or a Suburban. As for the kids (often cared for by nannies)... The guys are all wiggas and the girls are eaither extremely prude or extremely slutty. Many of the kids end up in rehab before they master the fine art of the stock market. - where do you live? wigga response: i be pimpin in D-town, biznitch! slut response: i walk the streets of danville. can i suck your dick? prude response: my nanny says i'm not allowed to talk to strangers. parent driving lexus/suburban response oh yeah, no response...maybe some spare change is flung at your head Danville is a rich town filled with wanna bes. You're either a wanna be goth, black person, asian, or a wanna be white person...wait no, just kidding, no one wants to be white trash.
The schools are filled with fake drama and new cars bought by daddy. The girls are all anorexic, preppy bitches. of course then you have the ones that pretend not to care and to hate the "popular" ones, but they're just as vain. the guys are either jocks or nerd and only care about sex and sports. I'll admit some of the poeple here aren't rich, some of them do have hard lives, but they just do drugs to make it all better. the rich ones do drugs because they are so sad that they are rich, that or mommy lowered wekly allowance from 200$ a week to $175. With all of the money this town has you'd think we could have a better land mark than a tree that is held up by metal. ... Wanna be goth: o my gawd, i'm so depressed, i'm going to cut myself, drink alcohol, do drugs, listen to hard rock music, and wear a lot of black because i want to be original and that will make it all better. Wanna be black person: yo yo, wassup i'm a bad ass from Dville dawg. Wanna be asian: Preppy rich girl: o my gawd, my mommy like totally yelled at me for shopping at norstroms. she said it was too low class, and my 150 dollar pair of jeans was too cheap, she said i had to return them and i can't buy jeans for less than 270 dollars. Other rich Prep: O, that is sooo sad gurlie. I'm having a majr life crisis too. Daddy wanted a new job and he is only making 2 million a year instead of 3. That and they got me the silver lamborghini, i wanted the red one. This is so depressing ... A small town where 99% of people smoke weed, the guys pretend to be "ghetto", every girl is either a) prude or b) slutty. Theres about 30 mormons that sit together at lunch decieving their evil plan about imaginary guys in coffee cups. everyone has a nice car because their parents are rich, and they're all extremly lazy. (Insert town name here) is pulling a danville.
A city of western California, a suburb of Oakland. Danville is a suburb that keeps the hip hop industry alive and running. It is common to see 16 year old boys driving brand new Cadillac Escalades with as much in accessories as in raw car value. As for the girls, they usually drive brand new BMWs and Mercedes given to them by "daddy". Danville "shuts down" at 7:30, and by 8:00, you can find every on-duty policeman in the city at Starbucks. Almost every girl in Danville, including some guys, watch The O.C. religiously, and unconsciously cause drama to keep their lives somewhat relevant and related to The O.C. Nearly 99% of all teens in Danville have smoked or used marijauna. For some, the reason to live is to be right along side Mary Jane. Nearly the entire teen population of Danville complains about living here because it is "soo boring!". Because of lack of activity in the Town of Danville, many teens spend their friday and saturday nights drinking and smoking their lives away. Crime in Danville is nearly non-existant, yet everyone still waits for something to happen. Many graduated high school girls attend DVC in hopes of meeting "Mr. Richy Right" who will sweep them off their feet and supply them with a large house, and large SUV, and large bunch of children. Most of the time, they do find "Mr. Right" and are stuck in Danville with nothing to do except tend to the children and gossip with other stay-home-moms at Starbucks.
Danville is split up into very definitive catagories: "Rich Kids": Usually self-nominated as "Popular"; drive large SUVs and sleek fast cars, dress in clothing that resembles that of the 70's along with an occassional mix of Abercrombie & Fitch, and party every weekend to escape their "miserable lives". "Emo Kids": This is the group that is more widely known as "The Goths"; they usually dress in black, dye their hair black, paint their nails black, and drive a black car. These are the kids that cannot find their identity and try to seek it out by smoking weed and listening to hard metal. "The Geeks": This is the group of kids that get the 4.3 GPAs, play Magic, and watch Anime during their lunch period. Many of these kids are white and aspire to be Asian. "Everydayers": These are the kids who make up most of the population at school, middle class of the school hierarchy. These are kids who do decently in school, stay indoors either at their house or a friends house on the weekends, and drive a decent car. "The Jocks": These are usually the football players who are now trying to bring upon a fashion statement of pink hats and pink backpacks along with a wonderful habit of a pre-game weed session.
Danville teens basically breakS up into all of these main groups, but ALL, with very few exceptions enjoy playing out a role of a gangster; most everyone wants a sub and spinners on their car, everyone listens to rap, and hearing "ghetto" slang among the teen population is common. The guys are hellbent on sex and drugs, and the girls are loud and self-embelished and are either extremely slutty or extremely prude; usually the girls who dress slutty are extremely prude. For many of the residents of Danville, they have trouble navigating to other areas of the suburbs such as the "Ghetto of Dublin". Stay-At-Home-Moms are only protected by their oversized SUVs on the road, and is mainly reason why they feel they have the right to park in the middle of the street to catch up on "this mornings conversation". Danville is a town where you must continually keep up your physical appearance to be accepted. As long as you present your family as being "normal", with no financial hardships, own at least 3 cars, and attend a prestigous university after high school, you will fit in as resident of Danville. ~Welcome to the Town of Danville~ Danville, California, the only town so fucked up that they would put an oak tree in a cage.




A*HAY

For All You HYPHY Fans! Wanna Be A BAYDESTRIAN Learn the Lingo!!!! YEEE!!!!

51- Stands for 151 Bacardi, which is the amount of proof in it, also pronouced One-Five-One
415 - 415 is the area code for San Francisco. It roughly describes the physical area of San Francisco City. 415 used to be the area code for the Bay Area, but is now broken into several area codes. 415 is also the name of a now defunked group out of Oakland, featuring Richi Rich.
6-9 Village - The 69th street projects in East Oakland (Longwood Gardens).
707 - North bay
850 - 850 Bryant, San Francisco is the address for the San Francisco County Jail. It stands omniously in SOMA, and can be seen from the freeway to the Bay Bridge. Many San Francisco rappers refer to this building as 850.
925 - the Co Co county
5150 - Crazy.

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A-1 Yola - Top notch cocaine.
AK-13 - Sureno.
AK-14 - Norteno.
Adam One- Popos code for the area of South Side San Jose which has the highest drug rate in the city
All gravity - All good.
All gravy - All good.
Archie Bunker - Bammer weed.

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B - Town - Berkeley, CA.
Backwood or Wood - kind of cigar used in blunt-making
Ballin' - Short for balling. i.e. Boss Baller.
Bama - Someone who does not know how to dress. For example, someone who wears a red shirt with bust up no name jeans
Bammer - Bad, Phony. Made infamous by RBL's classic "Don't Give Me No Bammer Weed."
Bangin' - Top notch female.
Barkin - Telling everybody about what you own.
Batch - A bitch (E-40 and B-Legit)
BD - Baby daddy.
Beezy - A b*tch, female.
Bendas - Girls who will love to bend open there legs for just about anyone.
B.F.O - Brother from Oakland.
Big Willie - Someone who has a big ego.
Blade - A sucka.
BM - Baby mama.
Bomb - weed
Bop or Bopa - Girl who will have sex with anyone.
Bootie - Bad, phony. Made infamous by E-40 and the Click.
Bootie Crack Corn - Bad, phony.
Bootsie - Bad, phony. Made infamous by E-40 and the Click.
Boostin Mine - makin me feel good.
Boarderline - A corrner in San Fransico sunnydale
Boss - A hog ass ni**a . About his scratch and quick to check a batch.
Boss Baller - A real big baller
Boss Head - A Bitch dat gives head.
Bootch - A bitch (E-40 and B-Legit)
Bubble- Any luxury car with tha bubbled out eyes.
Bubbling - Rising up, coming up. Bubbling under.
The Burg - Stands for the city of Pittsburg, home to rappers such as the Mob Figaz, Laze, and Bobby Blake
Bluebird - Refering to something that is hassling or bothering you. It could refer to anything from the police to a nagging girlfriend.
Bleezy - Blunt.
Breezy - Female, broad.
Broccoli - Marajuana, weed.
Burners - A cellular telephone that is being used illegally. Bbr>Buster - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.
Buster Brown - People that hang around when they're not wanted.
Buster Keaton - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.
Butch - Bitch ass ni**a.

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Cabbage - Money.
Cake - Cocaine.
C-Note - $100 bill
C-side - Central Richmond.
Cavi - Something really nice or good.
Captain Save-A-Hoe - Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.
Chaps - Hating on Nortenos.
Ca$h Flow Ca$tro Valley.
Chassie - Women's body.
Cheddar - Money.
Chevs - Chevys, Caprice, or Impalas
Chewy - Marijuana laced with cocaine.
Chip - A cell phone that is stolen and therefore used to make illegal and free phone calls.
Chong - marijuana laced with crack cocaine.
Choppin' it up - Having a conversation: talking
Chop me up- Suck my dick
Chrome - Chrome or gold rims
City of Dope - Oakland, California
Clean - When somethin hella tight.
Co Co county - Contra Costa County
Colliflower - Marijuana.
Collie - Marijuana
Cock-Blockin' - Playa hatin'.
Contact - intoxication by second hand smoke.
Chop Suey- Chinese AK.
Come-up - Jackin' nice things or make money sellin' dope.
Crackin' - A fine female.
Crescents - Crescent Park (in tha Rich).
Crestside - Neighborhood in Vallejo.
Cuddie - Folks from Vallejo's Crestside District.
Cuddie Bang - Pineapple juice, gin, bacardi, lime ,and tanquery.
Cudies - Homies, folks, friends (Mac Mall)
Cutie - old school cutlass.
Cuttys - Cutlass Supreme.
Cuzzo - A friend.

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Da Corns - The Acorn Projects.
Da maro - old and new Camaros.
Da mob - East Oakland residents that put money over b*tches.
Da mobie - An old car that you act crazy in.
Da Rich - Richmond, California.
Dank - Marajuana.
D-Boy- A drug dealer (Spice 1, Young 'D' Boyz)
'dale - Short for Sunnydale, public housing in the southern part of San Francisco.
DC - Daly City.
D-Dub-A - girl that's been around the block way too many times.
D-Game - The dope game.
Dipped in Butta sauce - Hella fitted, g'd up, creased up from tha feet up.
Dirt - Something bad.
Dirtymeda - Alameda, CA.
Dirty 30's - All 30th streets in West Oakland.
Dogtown - The beginning of West Oakland.
The Dolph - A street in the Lakeview District of San Francisco where they sell cocain crack weed etc.
Don Jaun - Done deal (E.P.A.).
Dove - A $20 sack.
Dub - A 20 dollar sack of dosia.
Double Rock - Public housing across the street from Candlestick. The biggest concentration of killings in San Francisco in 1994 was at the 254-unit Alice Griffith Housing Development, known as Double Rock. Six occurred near Griffith and Fitzgerald. All of the Double Rock killings are unsolved, though many occurred in front of witnesses.
Dosia - Marijuana
Dozier - Marijuana.
Duck - ugly ugly ugly girl.

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Eastside O - East Oakland.
EPA - East Palo Alto.
Errrreeeeee - A call in the ghetto
E.S.O - Eastside Oakland.
Evagreen, da green - wellknown mid part of east san jose wit crazy hoods as meadow fair, flamgain,etc.
The Evil Side - East Side San Jose
E.X,EX,E.C Street - Excelsior District in San Francisco, east of L.V, south of Mission District

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Faded - gettin drunk.
Fastlane - Ballin' outta control.
Fa' sheezy, Fasheezi - Meaning 'for sure'.
Faulties - A cellular telephone that is being used illegally.
Faulty - Fake.
Fashazel - Same as fasheezy.
Faydah - Marajuana, weed.
Feddie - Money.
Federal - To get respect from others.
Fedex- an individual that delivers quick mail (money).
Fillmoe - Fillmore District in San Francisco, also known as the Western Addition. Home of Rappin' 4-Tay, JT the Bigga Figga and the GLP, San Quinn, Seff the Gaffler, and Dre Dog.
Filthy Moe - Fillmore District in San Francisco. "Major factor fedex" (E40, Fed, 1995).
Flam Artist - Some one who tries to hard to be flammy (flamboyant).
Flamboastin' - Rising up, coming up.
Flammy - Short for flamboyant.
Flashin - Trippin off stupid shit.
Flip it - Selling an item/items illegaly on the street.
Flossy - Showing off. Also flossin'
Flooda - Small area in E.P.A.
Flush - have a lot of cash to spend on the ladies.
Federal - Going Federal, going major. Describes making it.
Fogtown - Frisco.
Folded - A fool getting knocked out from behind.
Folkies, Folkers - Friends, homies.
The Folks - Friends, homies.
Fo sheedo - for reals.
Four fittaleeny - 415 San Francisco county.
Frisco - San Francisco.
Funktown - 10th street to the twomps (Oakland).

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G-Ride - A dope ass car
G-Town - The Gardens in EPA.
Gank, Gankin' - Fake drugs, no good drugs,faking; selling generic drugs
German chocolate cake - A Kilo of A-1 Yola.
Gerpin - Trippin off some perv, or a outty ass sitchiation.
the Gateway - nickname for Daly City (gateway to the peninsula).
Ghostown - Heartless area in West Oakland.
Gold feet - Chrome or gold rims
Gold ones - Gold teeth.
Gravy - good.
Grill - Gold teeth.
Grimmy - Crack laced joint.
Grinding - Selling drugs of any kind on the street.
Grip - Money.

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Half-zip - Half ounce.
Harbor Road - Main street through Hunter's Point projects.
Hay - Bammer weed.
Hayward - Haystack.
Hella - A lot
Heen - Hennesy.
Henny - Hennesy
Highland - Projects on Highland St. off of Mission St.
High Sidin' - Looking past people. Ex., "Mobbin' pasy ya block high sidin'." (E.P.A.)
Hillside - Neighborhood in Vallejo. Home of E40 and the Click.
Hoe cake -Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40).
Hog - All about his money. Don't share with anyone but friends.
Hoo rider mark - a sucka, a bammer, "Ni**a you a hoo rider mark" : from HIEROGLYPHICS.
HP - Short for Hunter's Point. Home of Herm Lewis, 11/5, U.D.I.
Hubba - Crack cocaine.
Hubba Roc - Means a mark ass ni**a or a punk roc!
Hutch - Female.
Hurt - Ugly ass female/ni**a.
Hyphe - Hyper and Fly.

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Ice Cream Man - Crack dealer. See the Luniz's video "Playa Hata" with the Ice Cream truck. Also listen to Master P.
Indo - Marijuana.

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janky - Lousy, phony.
Jawzin' - u lien
Jay Bizzle - Headshotz, skully mouldaz, oral sex.
'jects - Something that is cheap. Short for projects
Jeepin' - Creepin' behind someones back.
Jones - House (E.P.A.).
Juicin' - Going out with a women for their money, not for their looks or body.
The Jungle - The Marin City housing projects where Tupac used to live, and home to 5150, and some fucked up Sheriffs.

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Keyed - High on marijuana or other drugs.
Kill-A-Hoe - Roughly describing the groups and sound of Hunter's Point groups 11/5, U.D.I., RBL, etc.
Killah - Alemany projects, San Francisco.
Killa Sharks- The people of San Jose
Killin' Fields - East Oakland is sometines refered to as the Killin' Fields because of the many random killings.
Krypt - Crack cocaine.

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Lex-luther- Lexus (car)
Lexi - Lexus.
Lightweight - As in "that shit is lightweight clean"...meaning like almost/kindof...or, "..ya i got lighweight faded off that." Or in a single word response, "...were u busy today?" "lightweight."

Like Whaaaaat!!!! - The call of Oakland.
Los Negros - Greeting.
Lower Bottoms - Area in West Oakland Past Acorn projects.
LV - Short for the Lakeview area of San Francisco. Home of groups U.N.L.V. and Young Cellski.

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Mack-Murderer - Same as playa hater.
Mail - Money
Marinating - Chillin'
Mark - Sucka.
Mary Jane - Weed smoke.
Mashin' - Moving/driving quickly.
Mid Town - A set in E.P.A. (E.P.A.).
Mini Boppa - A young girl who will have sex with anyone.
Mishone - MISSION DISTRICT. Home of the Nortenos.
M.O.B. Money Over Bitches (Oakland).
Mob Heata - A bangin' ass thugged out beat
Moe - Short for the Fillmore.
M.O.H.-Mob of Hamos a samoan blood gang. Hamo means samoan.
Mop - Beat some fool down (Fillmoe).
Mouthpiece - The ability to speak a good game for whatever you need done.
Murda Dubs - East Oakland 20's (Dubs)
Murph - To choke a ni**a out. Ex: "That ni**a got murphed out!!"
My Nezzy - my nig - my nay-wear.

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Nade - Blunt laced with crack cocaine.
Narf or tha Nolia - North Richmond.
Nathan - Nothing.
New Frontier - How to ask your pahtnah to front you a eigth over the phone.
Nickle & Dime - 15th street in tha Rich.
Nickel Shot - A five story public housing building in the Fillmore of San Francisco. Destroyed in the 1990s.
Nina - 9mm pistol.
Nilla - My ni**a
Nizzle - Ni**a
Nortenos - Gangbangers from Northern Cali ("Norte").
North Pole - North Oakland.
Notch - Good looking; top of the line; on a scale from 1 to 10, is a 10

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o.a.k. - Oakland.
Oakdale - projects in Hunters Point. Home of Cold World Hustlers, Dush Tray, and U.D.I.
Oaktown - Oakland.
OB - Over Bitches/Only Bosses.
O.C - "Outta Control" public housing projects in the Fillmore of San Francisco. Recently destroyed.
OH BOY! - It's crackin'.
On one - drunk / high (E.P.A.).
Off the Heezy - "Off the hook" something crazy.
Out the Frame - Unbelievable/crazy
Out the pockets - Getting out of hand.
Outta bounds - on the wrong side, in an unwanted, or uncomfortable area.

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Pigeon - Fake, broke ass,layzie ass female.
Pixx - Peace; I'm outta here.
P-ride - Pimp ass car.
Pallay - Party
Paper - Cash, money, mail.
Peanut - Chump.
Perk, Perkulate, Perkulation - the act of getting intoxicated.
PH - Potrero Hill, San Francisco.
Pote - A Newport cigarette.
P-ride - Pimp ass car.
Pillow - fat sack of weed.
Penelopes- Police (E40)
Pervin- Intoxicated. Drunk.
Playa Hater - Somebody who hates a player because he/she has game. Someone who is jealous.
Ph'in - The act of playa hating.
The Point - Hunter's Point. Area in the southern part of the City.
Popos - The police.
Product - T and A on a female.
Pure Puruvian - Quality cocaine.

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Q.Z. - Quarter ounce

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Remmy - A crack blunt.
Ridin on candy - Expensive, wet looking paint that is expensive
RIP - A female that gets around.
Ripper or rip-nut - a girl who has sex with anyone.
Robo Thug - E.P.A. Gangstas (Totally Insane) (E.P.A.).
Rodrigo - Marijuana.
Rollin Huneds - 100th street on down , in East Oakland.
Rope - Weed.
Roper - Weed.
Rogue-Dog - Homie,patna(what's up rogue)made in the bay, but frequently used by ni**as in EPA.
Ron Superior - 151 Bacardi.
RWC - short for REDWOOD CITY in the Bay Area.

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San Francyco - San Francisco
Sa Hob - People from Vallejo's Hillside District. aka homies and folks.
Saucy- something that is clean as hell, tight.
San Ho - San Jose.
Sa Hob- People from Vallejo's Hillside District.
San Lee- Short for San Leandro.
Savage - Crazy as fuck, ruthless.
"sch" - Adding "sch" to the beginning of a word. Example: 7/11 would be "schemevin eleven." Smoke = "Schmoke." (From San Jo)
Scrapper - Buick with the candy paint ridin dubs.
Scully - A girl that gives lots of oral sex.
SFG, SFGs - San Francisco Gangster(s); San Francisco Money.
SFM - San Francisco Mission
Shards - Crystal meth.
Sick Fitty - 650 the whole San Mateo county.
Sick Side - Southside San Jose.
Sideshow - The act of spinning your car real fast in an intersection (Oakland).
Skully Mouldaz - Headshots, headerz, oral sex.
Sco - Short for San Francisco
Scrilla - Money. Cash. Also Scrill. Gotta get my scrill on.
Scratch - Money
Scratch Paper- Money
Scrub - Triflin, layzie ass dude.
Scurvey (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself
Sceolla.- A quater key of crack cocane
Scraps - Hating on surenos.
SFC - San Francisco City or Sucka Free City, depending on what kind of sucka you are.
"She ready" - A girl ready for sex.
Sherm - PCP
Side-bustin' - Getting involved in what doesn't concern you, why you side-bustin'.
Sideways - gone. "I'm outta here ."
Skirby - Actin scared.
Smebben - Mobbin'.
Smell me - To understand.
S.O.S.-Sons of Samoa a crip gang.
Spacer - A girl who open her legs for any ni**a.
Speez-at(Speez-aught )- House, place.
Spittin' - Mackin on a honey.
Sprinkle- Tellin facts
Square - Punk ass ni**a.
Square Beezy - B*tch that aint got sh*t, doesnt got there game together
S.S.R. -Souf Syde Richmond.
Stacking - Making money.
Stunnas - Glasses (Mac Dre)
Sticky Gooey - Super chronic marijuana.
Super-sidin'- Crossin' yo ni**az for a bitch.
Su Side - South Vallejo.
The Stick - Candlestick, in San Francisco, home of the SF 49ers and Giants.
Swamps - Slang for the Sunnydale projects in the southern part of San Francisco.
Swolls - To be buff.
Sucka Free - Meaning San Francisco. Free from all you suckas.
Surenos - Surenos, Sur, Southerners, or the number 13 which stands for "M" referring to the Mexican Mafia.
Swangin it - Hittin dougnuts.
Sweet Swishers - Group of fine ass females.
Swoop - Picking something up.

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The 5 - 50th street in East Oakland.
The function - Black Saturdays.
The nifty - A 5.0 mustang , seen a lot in Oakland.
The 50 - 5.0 mustang.
The point - Hunters Point in San Francisco.
The Rich - Richmond.
The Tank- San Jose, Killafornia
The White House - The daly city police station.
The Town - Oakland.
The Vill - Area in E.P.A.
Thizz (thizzing)- High of the drug extasy (Mac Dre).
Takin Mine - gettin on my nerves. "Ni**a u takin mine."
Telly - hotel room.
Temples - Temple 1 or Temple 2 (in tha Rich).
Tenda - Someone who is hella fine.
Thick - Describing a women's body. A female who is more than a notch. Skinny, not fat.
Titan - Big balla
TL - Tenderloin district downtown.
To beat - To have sex.
Towerside - The Geneva Towers in San Francisco. mafia
Trees - weed.
Twamp - 20 dollar sack of weed
Twirk - A girl thats ready for sex.
Twiznamp - a fat pilow gram of bomb.
Twomps - The area in east Oakland from 20th-29th street.

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Une Town - Union City.
UNLV - Us Nortenos Love Violence.
UNLV - Underground niggaz living violently.
UNLV - Lakeview district, San Francisco.

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Vega - Garci y Vega is a brand of cigars used to roll marajuana. The West Coast version of Phillies Blunts.
Valley Joe - Vallejo. Home of E-40 and the Click.
VGs - The Valencia Gardens Housing Projects, aka the Valley of the Giant.
The Vil - Housing progects on 69th ave in East Oakland (Villa, 69 Vil)
V-Town - Vallejo. Home of E-40 and the Click, Mac Mall, Mac Dre, and Potna Duece.

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Walnut - Block in Oakland.
Wassuper - What's goin on? A greeting.
Westbound - from West Oakland.
"What it do" - The call when you want somebody to do a doughnut.
White Girl - cocaine. Ex. "Do u need that white girl?"
Weeble - Friend/peer.
Westpoint - A place in Hunter's Point.
Whoride - To act crazy , or clown somebody.
Wolfing - Yelling.

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Yadadamean?!- you know what i mean?! (San Jose)
Yak- Cognac.
Yak Butter - pu**y,"hit that yak butter." Young Mo
Yayo - The Bay Area.
Yayo Cola - Crack.
Yoc town - Antioch.
Yola - Coke.
The Yae, Yay Area - The Bay Area

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Zeez - Sleeping with a girl.
Zips - Ounces of any drug

I'M CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...

-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" "hella" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 80

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"

No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Nevada are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you

- The best athletes come from here.... we are just ballin'