-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours
- I say "like" and "for sure" "hella" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
- I know 65 mph really means 80
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Nevada are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you
- The best athletes come from here.... we are just ballin'
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