My Mind is Unraveling

Have you ever had those days where you just have found yourself clouded by a feeling of confusion and being somewhat disoriented and detached from things happening right in front of you? Recently, I found myself falling into one of those moments in my life. I have no idea why; but somehow I have found myself at a crossroad in life. I have found that as my life moves on and progresses by the day, my immature attitude (aka. The getting trashed and making an ass out of myself and not giving a fuck attitude) I am faced with certain circumstances, I have no more chances, I cannot get into trouble with the law anymore. I made my mistakes and I learned from them. With a little help from someone special I got things done and made positive changes in my life, I have been feeling like those that I was extremely close to, I feel like I lost touch with my closest friends, and it has nothing to do with the fact that my life is changing, but the fact of the matter is that I don’t want to be stuck in the same role or the same rut I was in, in high school. I mean lets face it the teenage days of getting drunk, smoking pot regularly, and chasing girls around after the sports games are over for me. It was fun while it lasted, but I did not see the life’s lessons that were being taught to me right in front of my eyes.

Well my flirtation with experimentation is over, no more trying things like drugs, and stuff like that. I may be growing up a little too fast but I have seen the things that old men do after a long day, they come home, they relax, they free their minds of the daily stresses, they unwind, chill with their lady and go to bed early and wake up early. I like it, I don’t need the extra stress in my life, I love being social, and always thought that the social aspect of life was what was most important; its is important, but being that cool kid and doing stuff for the sake of the entertainment of others, those days are done. I just did not see what I was doing I burned bridges with people I never should have, I ran all over people because I was focused on me, what I wanted. I have been in a relationship for 9 months now, I see now from staying true to someone that I love and care about very much, now its not just about me anymore, I cant make decisions based on my own wishes and volition any more. It is weird one day you are not thinking about what you want out of life, you are so focused in the present that you lose sight of what’s important. You never know though what you can do, you never know what’s going to be the outcome, or how things are going to play out in the end, you can try to figure it out but it will be a waste of your time.

Call me crazy but I think life has too many problems that come about, these so called tests of character, that the big man upstairs so kindly puts in front of us are really tests, they are whether or not you know it or whether you want to believe it they are there. Do they suck sometimes? Yeah, they do but it shows you what type of person you are when it builds up and piles on you it breaks you down. It takes a toll on you, sometimes you may not know what to do, just go with it (go with the plan life has in store for you) sometimes life is hard but it could be worse you could not be here or be unfortunate enough to be hindered by a handicap, Life really isn’t all that bad.

I have been thinking about it and relationships are good for people, it is awesome knowing that there’s someone out there generous enough to share their: heart, love, emotions, feelings, tears, giggles, smiles, frowns, the ups, the downs, basically they got your back and you got theirs. Relationships are based on communication, honesty, trust, passion, attraction, and unconditional, undeniable feelings of love. When we grow up we look for the best looking thing we can find, because lets face it we are superficial beings, I mean in our society it is all about appearances, keeping up these facades, these fronts people put up to hide what is really going on behind the calm and smooth exterior. We all know that things are not always what they seem to be but you know what? Love will triumph all, because no one wants to live life alone, its too hard because you cant do life by yourself you need someone by your side to share life’s great experiences with. Learning this is one of life’s greatest lessons that I have ever learned, and it took someone special in my life to teach me this lesson.

when you know you fucked up

Everyone knows what it is like when you fuck up, when you know you are going to have to go home to your woman angry at you, in your eyes you think you have done nothing wrong. I feel you guys, it happens, but we are never right, never! I tried to be the best boyfriend I could be and do all the things that make sense, I make mistakes, I am human. Yeah, it really does suck knowing that what you did could cost you something so special. I have learned its the little things that guys miss that make it so hard for some guys to understand relationships. For some guys, they never have had to care before, they never realized that, "this time it's different". Guys when they are under the spell of love make mistakes because they know they love someone its hard to think that people are trying to do something completely opposite from what your old lady is intending.

Lets take my example, I have a healthy appetite for smoking sometimes, yeah I admit I have a high tolerance for stuff, and sometimes I get in modes where it starts getting bad but somehow I always find myself backing away from the ledge, with my girl friends help of course. I fucked up I made a stupid decision to smoke some weed when I promised on our relationship not to smoke. I admit it was stupid, I am now paying the price. I am about to lose the best thing that has ever happened to me, I admit now I do have a problem with smoking, I do. Now it just probably cost me the most valuable thing in my life.

Guys do not fuck up, don't lie, don't cheat. It always, and I mean always comes back to bite you in the ass. I made my mistakes and I regret it. Don't be selfish and lose the one you love to a bad habit. Trust me losing the most important thing in your life is not worth smoking weed or lying or anything else of that nature.

It is not worth losing the love of your life, when you fuck up on something so stupid to fuck up on.

THOZE DAZE

Every one has those types of days where you are just simply bummin' it. I recently had one of those days where the magical words of the day are simply "FUCK IT". You watch as the hands on your watch chase each other around the dial. You stay laying in bed for the first few..... hours not minutes. I picked up the bedside frisbee and grind up some devil's lettuce, I split-down my Swisher, giggling at how stupid Tom is, thinking he can ever catch Jerry. I fill the swisher with that good sticky green. A couple of licks and a few twists later I got a blunt, tucked safe beneath my covers I slowly and cheerfully "burn down Babylon" and "puff tough", the soft glow of the television eases my mind as I melt into my sheets.

The blunt burns down and becomes just a thick haze and ash as it is inhaled and exhaled. After relaxing and waking up to mary jane, I swung open the bedroom door, only to be jumped on by the dog, Athena, as I am showered in slobber and followed by the curious, tail wagging, beast; i saunter over the fridge. Peeking into the fridge everything looks deeply appetizing, but nothing looks like it is truly going to hit the spot. I go to get my shoes on and grab my bike, only problem is that I do not have two of the same shoe. I scour the house in search of this stupid piece of foot wear, after I tire from my search; I see my shoe dangling from the playful pooch's mouth. I chase the dog around for my shoe, and finally tackle the dog to the floor and fight to pry the newly found chew toy away from the dogs mouth.

After scolding the pooch and catching my breath from the wrestling match that had ensued in my living room I snatch my keys and my bike, and exactly $4.55 for my breakfast. At this point it is now eleven in the morning, the scale of tasty morning treats changes, and to me a burrito is the one and only thing that is going to extinguish my hunger pains. after leaving my house I hit the streets peddling down the road, and I make a left at the end of the block, pedal short a short while and bang a right, this leads me to the taco shop. I place my order, wait for a few, then get my meal and pedal back all of two blocks back to my house. Fiddling with my keys I can not wait to sink my teeth into this tasty mexican bit of deliciousness. I flung the door open, push my bike past the curious and excited mut, and then flying squirrel dive straight for the inviting couch. I scooped up the remote and flipped through the channels and quickly find a four door pick up being chased by the boys (police). As I sit glued to my television munching away like a maniac, I watch bone-headed criminals think they can get away from the cops, though the make valiant efforts, their failure to allude police just leaves us with nothing more than entertaining giggles, coupled with the OMG's!!!!!!!

A couple hours later with out realizing it, I am being awaken by my roommate realizing that I have been asleep for 3 hours, and my cellular communication device, hints that someone is trying to find me and that someone is a little angry that I have not answered or I have not been found yet. I gather my things and call the wife... I sit back down and fire up the Wii. I wake board and ping pong to my hearts content. I loaded up the bed side beauty with a couple snaps, and increased my capacity for success in Wii games.

A few hours passed and now I am with my girl we goofed around on the way to her place, as we got home I wrestled with a small puppy named Cali, she sucks cause she pees everywhere. AS the night slips away from me I find myself huddled in the living room watching on-demand television with a few girls and let the time pass. An hour later one of my buddies comes running upstairs and clutched tightly in his hand is a 30 rack of none other than the King of Beers, Budwieser original. After sippin' on a few, a game of beer pong finally commences. A few games pass, yet, I never seem to be leaving the table. After A few more games and a few more drinks I am slightly moving shiftily through the apartment.

After deciding that I have had enough to drink I sit down on the big comfy couch laid up, snuggling and chillin'. I laid there enjoying that soft glow of the television, till I was eventually was slapped in the face by exhaustion and passed out there with a huge stoned grin of satisfaction on my face.

ONE LOVE

A*HAY

THE TRUTH ABOUT DANVILLE

FINALLY SOMEONE (ME) BRINGS THE REALITY OF DANVILLE TO PAPER!!!! I GREW UP HERE I HATED IT, UNTIL THE OCHO TOOK OVER. I LEFT BUT SOMETHING ALWAYS BRINGS ME BACK.....

TO THOSE WHO MADE THE HIGHLIGHTS OF MY EARLY LIFE IN DANVILLE I THANK YOU.....

THANK YOU DANVILLE FOR HELPING ME REALIZE DRAMA, TALKING SHIT, AND HIDING BEHIND YOUR PARENTS ACCOMPLISHMENTS DOESNT GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE......

TO THE OCHO- THE BEST GROUP OF KIDS I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF KNOWING.....LIFE WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT THEM..... DANVILLE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTER THEIR REIGN......YOU ARE ALL GREAT AMERICANS.....WE ARE ALWAYS GONNA BE SHOOTIN' EM TOGETHER 'TIL THE DAY WE DIE....

WARNING:

------IF YOU ARE FROM DANVILLE YOU WILL HATE ME FOR THE BLUNT TRUTHS YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ!!!

------IF YOU ARENT FROM HERE YOU WILL NOT WANT TO GO TO DANVILLE!!!!

------YOU MAY GET OFFENDED!!!!

:::Danville:::

A small small town in California where their are many rich white folk. The girls are bitches and whores and the guys pretend to be african american. This is a town where nothing happens, the local hang out place is the In-N-Out and where the the nazi teaches. WORD OF WARNING: DONT MOVE THERE! Person 1: Hey where do you live? Person 2: O, I live in Danville Person 1: Danville? Wheres that? -Exactly- Anagram for evil land. Small town in California, near Alamo and Blackhawk where rich people reside in well-kept homes (thanks to well paid house keepers). Everyone drives a Lexus or a Suburban. As for the kids (often cared for by nannies)... The guys are all wiggas and the girls are eaither extremely prude or extremely slutty. Many of the kids end up in rehab before they master the fine art of the stock market. - where do you live? wigga response: i be pimpin in D-town, biznitch! slut response: i walk the streets of danville. can i suck your dick? prude response: my nanny says i'm not allowed to talk to strangers. parent driving lexus/suburban response oh yeah, no response...maybe some spare change is flung at your head Danville is a rich town filled with wanna bes. You're either a wanna be goth, black person, asian, or a wanna be white person...wait no, just kidding, no one wants to be white trash.
The schools are filled with fake drama and new cars bought by daddy. The girls are all anorexic, preppy bitches. of course then you have the ones that pretend not to care and to hate the "popular" ones, but they're just as vain. the guys are either jocks or nerd and only care about sex and sports. I'll admit some of the poeple here aren't rich, some of them do have hard lives, but they just do drugs to make it all better. the rich ones do drugs because they are so sad that they are rich, that or mommy lowered wekly allowance from 200$ a week to $175. With all of the money this town has you'd think we could have a better land mark than a tree that is held up by metal. ... Wanna be goth: o my gawd, i'm so depressed, i'm going to cut myself, drink alcohol, do drugs, listen to hard rock music, and wear a lot of black because i want to be original and that will make it all better. Wanna be black person: yo yo, wassup i'm a bad ass from Dville dawg. Wanna be asian: Preppy rich girl: o my gawd, my mommy like totally yelled at me for shopping at norstroms. she said it was too low class, and my 150 dollar pair of jeans was too cheap, she said i had to return them and i can't buy jeans for less than 270 dollars. Other rich Prep: O, that is sooo sad gurlie. I'm having a majr life crisis too. Daddy wanted a new job and he is only making 2 million a year instead of 3. That and they got me the silver lamborghini, i wanted the red one. This is so depressing ... A small town where 99% of people smoke weed, the guys pretend to be "ghetto", every girl is either a) prude or b) slutty. Theres about 30 mormons that sit together at lunch decieving their evil plan about imaginary guys in coffee cups. everyone has a nice car because their parents are rich, and they're all extremly lazy. (Insert town name here) is pulling a danville.
A city of western California, a suburb of Oakland. Danville is a suburb that keeps the hip hop industry alive and running. It is common to see 16 year old boys driving brand new Cadillac Escalades with as much in accessories as in raw car value. As for the girls, they usually drive brand new BMWs and Mercedes given to them by "daddy". Danville "shuts down" at 7:30, and by 8:00, you can find every on-duty policeman in the city at Starbucks. Almost every girl in Danville, including some guys, watch The O.C. religiously, and unconsciously cause drama to keep their lives somewhat relevant and related to The O.C. Nearly 99% of all teens in Danville have smoked or used marijauna. For some, the reason to live is to be right along side Mary Jane. Nearly the entire teen population of Danville complains about living here because it is "soo boring!". Because of lack of activity in the Town of Danville, many teens spend their friday and saturday nights drinking and smoking their lives away. Crime in Danville is nearly non-existant, yet everyone still waits for something to happen. Many graduated high school girls attend DVC in hopes of meeting "Mr. Richy Right" who will sweep them off their feet and supply them with a large house, and large SUV, and large bunch of children. Most of the time, they do find "Mr. Right" and are stuck in Danville with nothing to do except tend to the children and gossip with other stay-home-moms at Starbucks.
Danville is split up into very definitive catagories: "Rich Kids": Usually self-nominated as "Popular"; drive large SUVs and sleek fast cars, dress in clothing that resembles that of the 70's along with an occassional mix of Abercrombie & Fitch, and party every weekend to escape their "miserable lives". "Emo Kids": This is the group that is more widely known as "The Goths"; they usually dress in black, dye their hair black, paint their nails black, and drive a black car. These are the kids that cannot find their identity and try to seek it out by smoking weed and listening to hard metal. "The Geeks": This is the group of kids that get the 4.3 GPAs, play Magic, and watch Anime during their lunch period. Many of these kids are white and aspire to be Asian. "Everydayers": These are the kids who make up most of the population at school, middle class of the school hierarchy. These are kids who do decently in school, stay indoors either at their house or a friends house on the weekends, and drive a decent car. "The Jocks": These are usually the football players who are now trying to bring upon a fashion statement of pink hats and pink backpacks along with a wonderful habit of a pre-game weed session.
Danville teens basically breakS up into all of these main groups, but ALL, with very few exceptions enjoy playing out a role of a gangster; most everyone wants a sub and spinners on their car, everyone listens to rap, and hearing "ghetto" slang among the teen population is common. The guys are hellbent on sex and drugs, and the girls are loud and self-embelished and are either extremely slutty or extremely prude; usually the girls who dress slutty are extremely prude. For many of the residents of Danville, they have trouble navigating to other areas of the suburbs such as the "Ghetto of Dublin". Stay-At-Home-Moms are only protected by their oversized SUVs on the road, and is mainly reason why they feel they have the right to park in the middle of the street to catch up on "this mornings conversation". Danville is a town where you must continually keep up your physical appearance to be accepted. As long as you present your family as being "normal", with no financial hardships, own at least 3 cars, and attend a prestigous university after high school, you will fit in as resident of Danville. ~Welcome to the Town of Danville~ Danville, California, the only town so fucked up that they would put an oak tree in a cage.




A*HAY

For All You HYPHY Fans! Wanna Be A BAYDESTRIAN Learn the Lingo!!!! YEEE!!!!

51- Stands for 151 Bacardi, which is the amount of proof in it, also pronouced One-Five-One
415 - 415 is the area code for San Francisco. It roughly describes the physical area of San Francisco City. 415 used to be the area code for the Bay Area, but is now broken into several area codes. 415 is also the name of a now defunked group out of Oakland, featuring Richi Rich.
6-9 Village - The 69th street projects in East Oakland (Longwood Gardens).
707 - North bay
850 - 850 Bryant, San Francisco is the address for the San Francisco County Jail. It stands omniously in SOMA, and can be seen from the freeway to the Bay Bridge. Many San Francisco rappers refer to this building as 850.
925 - the Co Co county
5150 - Crazy.

A-------------------------------------------------
A-1 Yola - Top notch cocaine.
AK-13 - Sureno.
AK-14 - Norteno.
Adam One- Popos code for the area of South Side San Jose which has the highest drug rate in the city
All gravity - All good.
All gravy - All good.
Archie Bunker - Bammer weed.

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B - Town - Berkeley, CA.
Backwood or Wood - kind of cigar used in blunt-making
Ballin' - Short for balling. i.e. Boss Baller.
Bama - Someone who does not know how to dress. For example, someone who wears a red shirt with bust up no name jeans
Bammer - Bad, Phony. Made infamous by RBL's classic "Don't Give Me No Bammer Weed."
Bangin' - Top notch female.
Barkin - Telling everybody about what you own.
Batch - A bitch (E-40 and B-Legit)
BD - Baby daddy.
Beezy - A b*tch, female.
Bendas - Girls who will love to bend open there legs for just about anyone.
B.F.O - Brother from Oakland.
Big Willie - Someone who has a big ego.
Blade - A sucka.
BM - Baby mama.
Bomb - weed
Bop or Bopa - Girl who will have sex with anyone.
Bootie - Bad, phony. Made infamous by E-40 and the Click.
Bootie Crack Corn - Bad, phony.
Bootsie - Bad, phony. Made infamous by E-40 and the Click.
Boostin Mine - makin me feel good.
Boarderline - A corrner in San Fransico sunnydale
Boss - A hog ass ni**a . About his scratch and quick to check a batch.
Boss Baller - A real big baller
Boss Head - A Bitch dat gives head.
Bootch - A bitch (E-40 and B-Legit)
Bubble- Any luxury car with tha bubbled out eyes.
Bubbling - Rising up, coming up. Bubbling under.
The Burg - Stands for the city of Pittsburg, home to rappers such as the Mob Figaz, Laze, and Bobby Blake
Bluebird - Refering to something that is hassling or bothering you. It could refer to anything from the police to a nagging girlfriend.
Bleezy - Blunt.
Breezy - Female, broad.
Broccoli - Marajuana, weed.
Burners - A cellular telephone that is being used illegally. Bbr>Buster - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.
Buster Brown - People that hang around when they're not wanted.
Buster Keaton - Describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect.
Butch - Bitch ass ni**a.

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Cabbage - Money.
Cake - Cocaine.
C-Note - $100 bill
C-side - Central Richmond.
Cavi - Something really nice or good.
Captain Save-A-Hoe - Somebody who will do anything for women. A fool who will buy dinner, diamonds, pearls, clothing, etc because he thinks that he will get some play but always ends up alone.
Chaps - Hating on Nortenos.
Ca$h Flow Ca$tro Valley.
Chassie - Women's body.
Cheddar - Money.
Chevs - Chevys, Caprice, or Impalas
Chewy - Marijuana laced with cocaine.
Chip - A cell phone that is stolen and therefore used to make illegal and free phone calls.
Chong - marijuana laced with crack cocaine.
Choppin' it up - Having a conversation: talking
Chop me up- Suck my dick
Chrome - Chrome or gold rims
City of Dope - Oakland, California
Clean - When somethin hella tight.
Co Co county - Contra Costa County
Colliflower - Marijuana.
Collie - Marijuana
Cock-Blockin' - Playa hatin'.
Contact - intoxication by second hand smoke.
Chop Suey- Chinese AK.
Come-up - Jackin' nice things or make money sellin' dope.
Crackin' - A fine female.
Crescents - Crescent Park (in tha Rich).
Crestside - Neighborhood in Vallejo.
Cuddie - Folks from Vallejo's Crestside District.
Cuddie Bang - Pineapple juice, gin, bacardi, lime ,and tanquery.
Cudies - Homies, folks, friends (Mac Mall)
Cutie - old school cutlass.
Cuttys - Cutlass Supreme.
Cuzzo - A friend.

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Da Corns - The Acorn Projects.
Da maro - old and new Camaros.
Da mob - East Oakland residents that put money over b*tches.
Da mobie - An old car that you act crazy in.
Da Rich - Richmond, California.
Dank - Marajuana.
D-Boy- A drug dealer (Spice 1, Young 'D' Boyz)
'dale - Short for Sunnydale, public housing in the southern part of San Francisco.
DC - Daly City.
D-Dub-A - girl that's been around the block way too many times.
D-Game - The dope game.
Dipped in Butta sauce - Hella fitted, g'd up, creased up from tha feet up.
Dirt - Something bad.
Dirtymeda - Alameda, CA.
Dirty 30's - All 30th streets in West Oakland.
Dogtown - The beginning of West Oakland.
The Dolph - A street in the Lakeview District of San Francisco where they sell cocain crack weed etc.
Don Jaun - Done deal (E.P.A.).
Dove - A $20 sack.
Dub - A 20 dollar sack of dosia.
Double Rock - Public housing across the street from Candlestick. The biggest concentration of killings in San Francisco in 1994 was at the 254-unit Alice Griffith Housing Development, known as Double Rock. Six occurred near Griffith and Fitzgerald. All of the Double Rock killings are unsolved, though many occurred in front of witnesses.
Dosia - Marijuana
Dozier - Marijuana.
Duck - ugly ugly ugly girl.

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Eastside O - East Oakland.
EPA - East Palo Alto.
Errrreeeeee - A call in the ghetto
E.S.O - Eastside Oakland.
Evagreen, da green - wellknown mid part of east san jose wit crazy hoods as meadow fair, flamgain,etc.
The Evil Side - East Side San Jose
E.X,EX,E.C Street - Excelsior District in San Francisco, east of L.V, south of Mission District

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Faded - gettin drunk.
Fastlane - Ballin' outta control.
Fa' sheezy, Fasheezi - Meaning 'for sure'.
Faulties - A cellular telephone that is being used illegally.
Faulty - Fake.
Fashazel - Same as fasheezy.
Faydah - Marajuana, weed.
Feddie - Money.
Federal - To get respect from others.
Fedex- an individual that delivers quick mail (money).
Fillmoe - Fillmore District in San Francisco, also known as the Western Addition. Home of Rappin' 4-Tay, JT the Bigga Figga and the GLP, San Quinn, Seff the Gaffler, and Dre Dog.
Filthy Moe - Fillmore District in San Francisco. "Major factor fedex" (E40, Fed, 1995).
Flam Artist - Some one who tries to hard to be flammy (flamboyant).
Flamboastin' - Rising up, coming up.
Flammy - Short for flamboyant.
Flashin - Trippin off stupid shit.
Flip it - Selling an item/items illegaly on the street.
Flossy - Showing off. Also flossin'
Flooda - Small area in E.P.A.
Flush - have a lot of cash to spend on the ladies.
Federal - Going Federal, going major. Describes making it.
Fogtown - Frisco.
Folded - A fool getting knocked out from behind.
Folkies, Folkers - Friends, homies.
The Folks - Friends, homies.
Fo sheedo - for reals.
Four fittaleeny - 415 San Francisco county.
Frisco - San Francisco.
Funktown - 10th street to the twomps (Oakland).

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G-Ride - A dope ass car
G-Town - The Gardens in EPA.
Gank, Gankin' - Fake drugs, no good drugs,faking; selling generic drugs
German chocolate cake - A Kilo of A-1 Yola.
Gerpin - Trippin off some perv, or a outty ass sitchiation.
the Gateway - nickname for Daly City (gateway to the peninsula).
Ghostown - Heartless area in West Oakland.
Gold feet - Chrome or gold rims
Gold ones - Gold teeth.
Gravy - good.
Grill - Gold teeth.
Grimmy - Crack laced joint.
Grinding - Selling drugs of any kind on the street.
Grip - Money.

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Half-zip - Half ounce.
Harbor Road - Main street through Hunter's Point projects.
Hay - Bammer weed.
Hayward - Haystack.
Hella - A lot
Heen - Hennesy.
Henny - Hennesy
Highland - Projects on Highland St. off of Mission St.
High Sidin' - Looking past people. Ex., "Mobbin' pasy ya block high sidin'." (E.P.A.)
Hillside - Neighborhood in Vallejo. Home of E40 and the Click.
Hoe cake -Sucka, someone who does not have respect(E-40).
Hog - All about his money. Don't share with anyone but friends.
Hoo rider mark - a sucka, a bammer, "Ni**a you a hoo rider mark" : from HIEROGLYPHICS.
HP - Short for Hunter's Point. Home of Herm Lewis, 11/5, U.D.I.
Hubba - Crack cocaine.
Hubba Roc - Means a mark ass ni**a or a punk roc!
Hutch - Female.
Hurt - Ugly ass female/ni**a.
Hyphe - Hyper and Fly.

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Ice Cream Man - Crack dealer. See the Luniz's video "Playa Hata" with the Ice Cream truck. Also listen to Master P.
Indo - Marijuana.

J -------------------------------------------------
janky - Lousy, phony.
Jawzin' - u lien
Jay Bizzle - Headshotz, skully mouldaz, oral sex.
'jects - Something that is cheap. Short for projects
Jeepin' - Creepin' behind someones back.
Jones - House (E.P.A.).
Juicin' - Going out with a women for their money, not for their looks or body.
The Jungle - The Marin City housing projects where Tupac used to live, and home to 5150, and some fucked up Sheriffs.

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Keyed - High on marijuana or other drugs.
Kill-A-Hoe - Roughly describing the groups and sound of Hunter's Point groups 11/5, U.D.I., RBL, etc.
Killah - Alemany projects, San Francisco.
Killa Sharks- The people of San Jose
Killin' Fields - East Oakland is sometines refered to as the Killin' Fields because of the many random killings.
Krypt - Crack cocaine.

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Lex-luther- Lexus (car)
Lexi - Lexus.
Lightweight - As in "that shit is lightweight clean"...meaning like almost/kindof...or, "..ya i got lighweight faded off that." Or in a single word response, "...were u busy today?" "lightweight."

Like Whaaaaat!!!! - The call of Oakland.
Los Negros - Greeting.
Lower Bottoms - Area in West Oakland Past Acorn projects.
LV - Short for the Lakeview area of San Francisco. Home of groups U.N.L.V. and Young Cellski.

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Mack-Murderer - Same as playa hater.
Mail - Money
Marinating - Chillin'
Mark - Sucka.
Mary Jane - Weed smoke.
Mashin' - Moving/driving quickly.
Mid Town - A set in E.P.A. (E.P.A.).
Mini Boppa - A young girl who will have sex with anyone.
Mishone - MISSION DISTRICT. Home of the Nortenos.
M.O.B. Money Over Bitches (Oakland).
Mob Heata - A bangin' ass thugged out beat
Moe - Short for the Fillmore.
M.O.H.-Mob of Hamos a samoan blood gang. Hamo means samoan.
Mop - Beat some fool down (Fillmoe).
Mouthpiece - The ability to speak a good game for whatever you need done.
Murda Dubs - East Oakland 20's (Dubs)
Murph - To choke a ni**a out. Ex: "That ni**a got murphed out!!"
My Nezzy - my nig - my nay-wear.

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Nade - Blunt laced with crack cocaine.
Narf or tha Nolia - North Richmond.
Nathan - Nothing.
New Frontier - How to ask your pahtnah to front you a eigth over the phone.
Nickle & Dime - 15th street in tha Rich.
Nickel Shot - A five story public housing building in the Fillmore of San Francisco. Destroyed in the 1990s.
Nina - 9mm pistol.
Nilla - My ni**a
Nizzle - Ni**a
Nortenos - Gangbangers from Northern Cali ("Norte").
North Pole - North Oakland.
Notch - Good looking; top of the line; on a scale from 1 to 10, is a 10

O -------------------------------------------------
o.a.k. - Oakland.
Oakdale - projects in Hunters Point. Home of Cold World Hustlers, Dush Tray, and U.D.I.
Oaktown - Oakland.
OB - Over Bitches/Only Bosses.
O.C - "Outta Control" public housing projects in the Fillmore of San Francisco. Recently destroyed.
OH BOY! - It's crackin'.
On one - drunk / high (E.P.A.).
Off the Heezy - "Off the hook" something crazy.
Out the Frame - Unbelievable/crazy
Out the pockets - Getting out of hand.
Outta bounds - on the wrong side, in an unwanted, or uncomfortable area.

P -------------------------------------------------
Pigeon - Fake, broke ass,layzie ass female.
Pixx - Peace; I'm outta here.
P-ride - Pimp ass car.
Pallay - Party
Paper - Cash, money, mail.
Peanut - Chump.
Perk, Perkulate, Perkulation - the act of getting intoxicated.
PH - Potrero Hill, San Francisco.
Pote - A Newport cigarette.
P-ride - Pimp ass car.
Pillow - fat sack of weed.
Penelopes- Police (E40)
Pervin- Intoxicated. Drunk.
Playa Hater - Somebody who hates a player because he/she has game. Someone who is jealous.
Ph'in - The act of playa hating.
The Point - Hunter's Point. Area in the southern part of the City.
Popos - The police.
Product - T and A on a female.
Pure Puruvian - Quality cocaine.

Q-------------------------------------------------
Q.Z. - Quarter ounce

R-------------------------------------------------
Remmy - A crack blunt.
Ridin on candy - Expensive, wet looking paint that is expensive
RIP - A female that gets around.
Ripper or rip-nut - a girl who has sex with anyone.
Robo Thug - E.P.A. Gangstas (Totally Insane) (E.P.A.).
Rodrigo - Marijuana.
Rollin Huneds - 100th street on down , in East Oakland.
Rope - Weed.
Roper - Weed.
Rogue-Dog - Homie,patna(what's up rogue)made in the bay, but frequently used by ni**as in EPA.
Ron Superior - 151 Bacardi.
RWC - short for REDWOOD CITY in the Bay Area.

S-------------------------------------------------
San Francyco - San Francisco
Sa Hob - People from Vallejo's Hillside District. aka homies and folks.
Saucy- something that is clean as hell, tight.
San Ho - San Jose.
Sa Hob- People from Vallejo's Hillside District.
San Lee- Short for San Leandro.
Savage - Crazy as fuck, ruthless.
"sch" - Adding "sch" to the beginning of a word. Example: 7/11 would be "schemevin eleven." Smoke = "Schmoke." (From San Jo)
Scrapper - Buick with the candy paint ridin dubs.
Scully - A girl that gives lots of oral sex.
SFG, SFGs - San Francisco Gangster(s); San Francisco Money.
SFM - San Francisco Mission
Shards - Crystal meth.
Sick Fitty - 650 the whole San Mateo county.
Sick Side - Southside San Jose.
Sideshow - The act of spinning your car real fast in an intersection (Oakland).
Skully Mouldaz - Headshots, headerz, oral sex.
Sco - Short for San Francisco
Scrilla - Money. Cash. Also Scrill. Gotta get my scrill on.
Scratch - Money
Scratch Paper- Money
Scrub - Triflin, layzie ass dude.
Scurvey (sheisty, shadey) - being greedy with your stuff or holding your shit back. To hog on it yourself
Sceolla.- A quater key of crack cocane
Scraps - Hating on surenos.
SFC - San Francisco City or Sucka Free City, depending on what kind of sucka you are.
"She ready" - A girl ready for sex.
Sherm - PCP
Side-bustin' - Getting involved in what doesn't concern you, why you side-bustin'.
Sideways - gone. "I'm outta here ."
Skirby - Actin scared.
Smebben - Mobbin'.
Smell me - To understand.
S.O.S.-Sons of Samoa a crip gang.
Spacer - A girl who open her legs for any ni**a.
Speez-at(Speez-aught )- House, place.
Spittin' - Mackin on a honey.
Sprinkle- Tellin facts
Square - Punk ass ni**a.
Square Beezy - B*tch that aint got sh*t, doesnt got there game together
S.S.R. -Souf Syde Richmond.
Stacking - Making money.
Stunnas - Glasses (Mac Dre)
Sticky Gooey - Super chronic marijuana.
Super-sidin'- Crossin' yo ni**az for a bitch.
Su Side - South Vallejo.
The Stick - Candlestick, in San Francisco, home of the SF 49ers and Giants.
Swamps - Slang for the Sunnydale projects in the southern part of San Francisco.
Swolls - To be buff.
Sucka Free - Meaning San Francisco. Free from all you suckas.
Surenos - Surenos, Sur, Southerners, or the number 13 which stands for "M" referring to the Mexican Mafia.
Swangin it - Hittin dougnuts.
Sweet Swishers - Group of fine ass females.
Swoop - Picking something up.

T -------------------------------------------------
The 5 - 50th street in East Oakland.
The function - Black Saturdays.
The nifty - A 5.0 mustang , seen a lot in Oakland.
The 50 - 5.0 mustang.
The point - Hunters Point in San Francisco.
The Rich - Richmond.
The Tank- San Jose, Killafornia
The White House - The daly city police station.
The Town - Oakland.
The Vill - Area in E.P.A.
Thizz (thizzing)- High of the drug extasy (Mac Dre).
Takin Mine - gettin on my nerves. "Ni**a u takin mine."
Telly - hotel room.
Temples - Temple 1 or Temple 2 (in tha Rich).
Tenda - Someone who is hella fine.
Thick - Describing a women's body. A female who is more than a notch. Skinny, not fat.
Titan - Big balla
TL - Tenderloin district downtown.
To beat - To have sex.
Towerside - The Geneva Towers in San Francisco. mafia
Trees - weed.
Twamp - 20 dollar sack of weed
Twirk - A girl thats ready for sex.
Twiznamp - a fat pilow gram of bomb.
Twomps - The area in east Oakland from 20th-29th street.

U -------------------------------------------------
Une Town - Union City.
UNLV - Us Nortenos Love Violence.
UNLV - Underground niggaz living violently.
UNLV - Lakeview district, San Francisco.

V -------------------------------------------------
Vega - Garci y Vega is a brand of cigars used to roll marajuana. The West Coast version of Phillies Blunts.
Valley Joe - Vallejo. Home of E-40 and the Click.
VGs - The Valencia Gardens Housing Projects, aka the Valley of the Giant.
The Vil - Housing progects on 69th ave in East Oakland (Villa, 69 Vil)
V-Town - Vallejo. Home of E-40 and the Click, Mac Mall, Mac Dre, and Potna Duece.

W -------------------------------------------------
Walnut - Block in Oakland.
Wassuper - What's goin on? A greeting.
Westbound - from West Oakland.
"What it do" - The call when you want somebody to do a doughnut.
White Girl - cocaine. Ex. "Do u need that white girl?"
Weeble - Friend/peer.
Westpoint - A place in Hunter's Point.
Whoride - To act crazy , or clown somebody.
Wolfing - Yelling.

Y -------------------------------------------------
Yadadamean?!- you know what i mean?! (San Jose)
Yak- Cognac.
Yak Butter - pu**y,"hit that yak butter." Young Mo
Yayo - The Bay Area.
Yayo Cola - Crack.
Yoc town - Antioch.
Yola - Coke.
The Yae, Yay Area - The Bay Area

Z -------------------------------------------------
Zeez - Sleeping with a girl.
Zips - Ounces of any drug

I'M CALIFORNIAN, THAT MEANS...

-Our chicks & dudes are WAYYYY hotter than yours

- I say "like" and "for sure" "hella" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocadoes taste like

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we f**k better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

- I know 65 mph really means 80

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and they accept it and give it back, because that's the California way

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"

No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Nevada are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more then yours, which means I'm better than you

- The best athletes come from here.... we are just ballin'

facebook stalking

HERE'S TO ALL THOSE WHO SPEND THEIR TIME CONSTANTLY CREEPING ON TO ALL THESE PEOPLE'S FACEBOOKS JUST TO FIND OUT STUFF TO TALK SHIT!!!!!!

I constantly see girls spending time looking at 10 girls face books and 1000 pictures in twenty minutes passing judgement and snooping into their man's past , not to mention all the unsuspecting victims of stalking and on daily accounts.

Girls get your fingers off your keys and let the soft glow of your computer go,

Don't kill yourself if your not in your best friends or your boyfriend's profile picture.

Facebook should be used responsibly!!!!!!

Guys, yes you, and you know who you are when I talk about these types of guys who spit game on Facebook, they have usually pictures in which they have made some sort of pose that is intended to attract attention from girls but doesn't, these guys have one intention they want to fuck and get pussy but they feel invincible behind the keys of a computer and have all the confidence in the world, when in reality all those guys who do this usually are pussies and cant get girls to talk to em' because their too shy .....well guys who do this, what can we say, well you guys are just gay.....don't creep on girls it doesnt help you get laid it just makes you look creepy and like a dumbass.

I mean if people are being called out on; good for that person who calls that creepy person out on creeping..... if you get offended because you know you are that goon that creeps........FUCK YOU!!!!!! Don't get mad because you are creepy and cant get laid.

Facebook responsibly nobody wants to get taken advantage of, stalked, and most importantly raped.....

Sorry if you got called out..... but for all of us please stop.

The University of Arizona

U of A. What to say?

So out here in the scorching heat, the dusty dunes, and the tweaker infested streets of Tucson, Arizona, lies one of the most well balanced, educational institutions in the world. We do not have the beautiful beaches, we do not have the crazy metropolitan area with the glitz and the glamour; we have school spirit, whether it is fueled by the belligerent co-ed or the extremely talented sports programs that we have to be proud of we got the school spirit. We have one of the finest greek systems, that school administrators are trying to do away with because all they see is what most parents are scared of, rather what they want to see. Greek life here does "GO BIG" but they do it in a manner in which they they balance the wild escapades with community service and helping instill ideals that will shape the character and lives of those individuals who choose to conform to the fraternity and sorority that they join.

Life at Arizona is complicated, I mean there is something to do every night, there is a life worth living here because the relationships that are built and enjoyed here are unparalleled.

But for now lets get serious........

Arizona has the most beautiful women on one college campus that cannot be debated.....the girls here are crazy fun and they are here to do exactly what their parents don't want them to do...

It was late one night and I didn't have it in me to go out and get drunk and party with all my friends. I went out for a little late night stroll around campus to get food at highland market with my girl friend. After grabbing a hot meal and taking our leisurely little stroll, we returned to the dorms and piled into an elevator with a few people out of the corner of our eyes we see people slowly exit the elevator floor by floor, we see a girl standing in the corner half asleep staring at the ceiling. Finally realizing what people are giggling about in the elevator, we see this tall blonde girl about to pass out with both of her tits hanging out for the world to see, trying not to laugh my girlfriend buries her face in my chest and i try my best not to say anything that might hurt this poor girls self esteem, I just clenched my girl tight and just tried my best not to die of laughter and I made it to my girlfriends floor we ran out of the elevator and waited for the doors to close then both of us exploded with laughter.

College!!!!!!

SORRY IF I SAW YOUR BOOBS!!!!!!!

Arizona is much more than just a hot sandy desert..... pool side with many sights, you will see some bikini clad perfectly tanned and oiled bodies baking and basking in the tolerably scorching Arizona sun. Seriously, if you go to the you University of Arizona you will for sure find you more than daily share of eye candy among a few random ugly people... I must say a campus favorite spot to chill is definitely at the Rec pool on those hot days when you got a few to hang. Honestly, the Rec gym isn't bad either me and my boy Franklin hooked our buddy JJ up with a cool blonde little hottie, as far as I know JJ and that girl worked each other out, if ya' know what I mean.

To all you cool fraternity brothers or kids that are GDI's (GODDAMNED INDEPENDENTS!!!!) here's what really up with all the sororities on the campus at U of A

top 3 houses on campus:

1) ALPHA PHI

2) Gamma PHI

3)THETA

Sorry Paul Wall!!!!!!!

GET IT STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!======================>

No matter what house you are on greek row you have a stereo type..... or should I say in more nicer of terms more moulded in certain ways that are unique and good in their own respects but these things are funny to watch........

DCHI got a lot of RESPECT!!!!

PKP the best house on campus bar-none..... best group of dudes I love em'

Chris Tommarello best president ever.

All I got to say is I found love at the University of Arizona and I gotta say "I LOVE YOU COURTNEY!!!!!"

I LOVE ARIZONA!!!!

what people really mean!

FUCK PEOPLE!!!!!

People are constantly left to read between the lines of conversational rhetoric, the way someone says something is a lot different than what they really mean. Tone, an easy way to make yourself sound like the nicest sweetest person on Earth; or the world's biggest dick, and not they type ladies like. People move about their day and are constantly confined to conversation some of it is actually pertinent, some is just mindless banter like girls who talk about that hunk of a man, that frat boy they banged last night or the the latest problem with the real housewives of where ever, or simply where they are planning on getting drunk that evening. Guys are a lot more simple and this is true, ladies this does not mean I am calling men apes, no we are far from it.

Men have a few things on their mind

-Making it through the day

-Keeping their old ladys happy

-Dont look like a dumbass

-What social circles to mosey on through with

-Getting J&T'd (aka Jacked and Tan)

-If they are single getting on that hott piece of ass that he had done work on in class

Men say things in such simple forms that women over analyze some of the worlds simplest thoughts here are some examples:

M=man

W=woman

M-"Baby, can we do something?"

W-"I am NOT having sex with you right now! I am bloated!"

M-"I didn't mean sex I wanted......"

W-"Yes, YOU DID!!!! Admit it! You did!!!!"

M-"All I wanted was to get some ice cream and watch a movie with you."

W-"I BET THAT"S WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO!!!!!"

So after you got fro-yo and you are now watching the NOTEBOOK or The Devil Wears Prada, your woman has now shut you down gotten her way and taken over your flat screen, and all this is happening when you know your team is about to play, you WERE about to witness one of the best college football games ever, that WAS gonna happen, until your plans were foiled by making a wrong choice of words, being too simple with your thoughts, and having your BOO take away your special game from you, not to mention emasculating you, and to top it all off because you made that simplistic comment you are not getting any tonight. Sucks for you, you're a pussy, and you got a beat down on mid-ship by your woman and your stuck watching some gay chick flick. Men give your women the business, tell them how it is, and pray they dont leave you.

WOMEN

Oh..... You Ladies thought you were off the hook.... Guess again! You play mental games with men that far surpass the line of fair. Your estrogen psychology is not an excuse to trap men in to looking like idiots to get their way. Please for the love of all men, we are begging you, just be straight shooters! Men are constantly from all angles being judged by women, they say that we are whores, who don't have souls. Not true, some men just act like they don't care because they realize when women don't get all the attention they want, they will come and get it, and in possibly more ways than one. Women your crazy mind games really do get to your man, you may think you are right and stomp around the house like you wear the pants, but men we have one thing still left in our arsenal to combat the evil women creatures. We as men have two fold, we have our pride and our cocks. Be A COCKSMAN!!!! Instead of her regulating the pussy you get, (SORRY BABE THIS DOESNT APPLY TO US!!!!!) you regulate the amount of dick she gets. Yes sounds harsh and probably like a man wrote this but on behalf of all men I mean this with nothing but love to women when I say this: FUCK YOU HORMONES!!!!!! Not to the individual woman!!!! BUT YOU HORMONES!!! FUCK YOU HORMONES!!!

Alright women enough bashing you, I don't want to ruin you feeble self esteem... but seriously....you girls have life easy, you do not need an education to scheme men out of their money you watch the all stars of this thing you women do through the Real Housewives of Atlanta..... Here women complain about their problems, which they claim they are classy, sophistocated and that they are good women, but these women are the biggest fucking jokes they fill the void of their education with mindless drama about who has better fake tits, bigger rocks, or complain that their supercharged RANGE ROVER isn't as saucey as the other bitches brand new BENTLEY. These ladies think they are important when in reality what their man makes gives them the ability to do what they feel so important doing!!!!

Call me an asshole, call me a jerk, but do not talk shit about truth and reality!

What women say, and what it really means!

W-"baby do you want to help me with this tv stand?"

TRANSLATION- Build this for me while I watch you struggle with it!

Situation: You get home from a long day at school; you kick off your shoes and toss that heavy backpack floor bound.... with a huge smile on your countenance you hop blissfully onto that welcoming and inviting couch......the intense action on the television.... sucks you in like you are gazing into a tractor beam........ the pinnacle of manly man action is about to pop on the screen where you hear a playful giggle and watch your manly tractor beam of studly action just change to some huge black short haired woman named NeNe screaming "oh no that bitch diiii'nnnnnnnt!!!!!! GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL she doesn't know who the fuck that cunt is messin' with!" You take a slow pissed off turn to the left..... slowly you give that girl the piercing look of death, she smiles at your death stare, and giggles to try to de-escalate the situation using her cuteness, to try and get you to forgive her because she knows she has just crossed the line....

Girls.....

Cuteness usually works......usually, depending on what line you crossed you use varying levels of cuteness..... please just do us a favor... do not cross the line....too much effort to judge the cuteness.....

Either way men and women will never get the same meaning from the same message ever to help get your points across BOTH MEN AND WOMEN just please be straight shooters and do not make each other play guessing games and mistake us wanting sex when all we really want are handshakes.